tachibana-san:

criticmaker:

Take in to account the following:

  • puella magi madoka magica - you die
  • Code Geass - you die
  • deathnote - you die
  • naruto - you probably gonna die
  • bleach - you’re in a series people now hate, probably gonna die
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - if you’re a man among men, you gonna die
  • Deadman Wonderland - Crazy shit gonna happen, and you gonna die (plus maybe aids) 
  • High school of the dead - you probably are already dead
  • Dragon ball z - you gonna die and it’ll probably take you 5 episodes just to shit
  • Gundam Wing - you don’t die, but you’re stupid enough to blow up your fucking gundam
  • Yu-gi-oh - play a children’s card game, you die get banished to the shadow realm
  • Mirai Nikki - everyone and your mother dies
  • Every hentai ever made - unspeakable things will happen to your butt

 I could go on and on. The point is be careful what you wish for, not all animes will make your life better 8|…I still wish my life was anime doe…

Prince of Tennis: you play tennis