(Source: bennyshap, via fuckyeahcuteandcreepy)
(Source: bennyshap, via fuckyeahcuteandcreepy)
Take in to account the following:
- puella magi madoka magica - you die
- Code Geass - you die
- deathnote - you die
- naruto - you probably gonna die
- bleach - you’re in a series people now hate, probably gonna die
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - if you’re a man among men, you gonna die
- Deadman Wonderland - Crazy shit gonna happen, and you gonna die (plus maybe aids)
- High school of the dead - you probably are already dead
- Dragon ball z - you gonna die and it’ll probably take you 5 episodes just to shit
- Gundam Wing - you don’t die, but you’re stupid enough to blow up your fucking gundam
- Yu-gi-oh - play a children’s card game, you
dieget banished to the shadow realm- Mirai Nikki - everyone and your mother dies
- Every hentai ever made - unspeakable things will happen to your butt
I could go on and on. The point is be careful what you wish for, not all animes will make your life better 8|…I still wish my life was anime doe…
Prince of Tennis: you play tennis
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. (x)
jesus fucking fuck
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KENDELLE. KRISTINE. I THINK THIS IS BETTER THAN OUR BROADWAY VERSION.
WHAT IS AIR
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
(via thebiggestnerd)
This is Christmas
I was Dasher in a Christmas play.
I should’ve danced like that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY DASH TONIGHT
/i love it
(via merimi)
Finally! The truth!
SAAARAAAAA!!!!!!!one!!!!
IT’S PERFECT. OMG. EVERYTHING EXPLAINED.
(via ripvontsuntsun)
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY OH LOVE
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